Register for NEC!

February 13th, 2010 by admin Leave a reply »

When riding the NEC, we will guarantee — guarantee — that you will not have to outrun elephants or be trapped in a  porta-john by hyenas.

Where else can you get such an iron-clad guarantee?

Register today.

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2 comments

  1. Naomi Wernick says:

    LOL – i LOVE this!!!!!

  2. GearMan says:

    I’m willing to add a personal guarantee as well…

    I Guarantee that you WILL see eleventy gajillion cows.

    I really went out on a limb there, huh?